Long time no post. Updates:
-surgery #4 last week (I was the anesthetist), success.
-Bday silver party, success (pics to be posted eventually).
-Professors, out of control (see below).
I'm feeling pretty sorry for myself because I have bilateral vestibular disease. -neuro
When you give drugs, they have effects. Side effects? Bull s***. -neuro
I think it would have been fun to be a flying dinosaur. -Kristin
I think it would be great to be a flying anything. -me
Well, I think it'd be great to be a noodle. -Lizzy
Nobody cares about dinosaurs. They all died. -Kristin
This dog thought that when you touched it, death was the sequela. -Derm
You'll see 5 lambs following a rattlesnake. They're not all going to come back. -sheep herd health
No winking! There should be no winking during the procedure. There should be no winking and there should be no listening. -large animal anesthesia
Which of the following accurately depicts the events that we call maternal recognition of pregnancy in the cow?
b. At day 19, during a cow’s sleep, the Cow Fairy whispers in her ear that a most happy event is to occur, and the subliminal excitement causes her to forget to lyse her CL.
You probably go to bed every night thinking about the importance of colostrum. -FAM
I am glad you are reading English. After 15 minutes my pronunciation is going down and down. -FA repro
Did I fail to notice the 6 L of blood on the floor? -LA anesthesia
Colonel Sanders would have had marketing problems if his product was "fuzzy baby chicks." - sheep herd health
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I think the answer is definitely (b), and I actually go to sleep every night thinking about the importance of dairy cow comfort.
(looking at an ECG trace of 3rd degree AV block) "This trace looks like a bad marriage. See, here's the P wave like the bitchy wife just nag, nag, nagging away, and what's the husband doing? Well here he's watching the telly, and here he's having a pint..."-- Equine cardiology
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