Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Pre-Thanksgiving Treat

Some stallions could care less. They'll breed anything with four legs. -equine repro

The cartilage is gone, like a balding head. -orthopedics

That's what's nice about neuro patients; half of them can't walk so they can't run away from you. If the other half gets away, they'll circle back. -Neuro

Dribbling of feces. -Small animal med

Wow, that's a remarkable looking butt. I will not take your temp today. I will respect your butt. -small animal med

Factor III is a bad boy, if you will. -eq med

Wow, I see lots of bacteria. Well, woop-dee-doo, that's s*** for you. -small animal med

German Shepherds love perianal fistulas. -small animal med

1 comment:

Jenevieve said...

As I learned this summer, many stallions will mount things with fewer than 4 legs... :) Dummy mare, anyone?