Monday, September 22, 2008

Back to Reality

Some quotes from the end of last year and the first two weeks of school. Enjoy!

I think that's what my mitral regurg looks like, and you can see what a stud I am. (class laughs) Shut up.

When you're grappling with the pig, it's not going to give you warm fuzzy feelings.

Imagine your 80 year old grandma going to the doctor and having a wrestling match.

I was like a tennis ball.

I'm a licensed vet, I can diagnose anything I want!

Me: What do they put in footbaths?
Becca: Feet.

I'm not going to try to trick you in lecture. That would be a bit inhumane.

Babies are not going to choke if they're on their back. Unless they're drunk, and that's pretty rare at that age.

Your rolodex's are frickin overflowing.

2 comments:

Jenevieve said...

Hahahahaha! How're classes? How's the new roomoo? I miss you!

Jenevieve said...

P.s. I left your Turkish Tea in L.A. so AJ shipped it to me and I had some yesterday. Mmmmm, sugar...