Don't hold back

Our profs have been out of control this week:

The stuff you breath in is like drunks on bikes: they just don't go around corners well. -path

The male is constant, he's always like, "Come here come here come here come here. " The female is constantly changing, like, "Come here come here come here, get away get away get away, come here come here." -repro

There's psychosomatic diarrhea, or in more vulgar terms, scared s***less. -path

Enough preaching, back to pestilence. -path

Prof: Hey guys, does podcasting mean video too?
Class: No
Prof: Cause then I'd have to start showering. -radiology

Sidebone. Or siiiiiidebone if you're from VA. -radiology

This horse does not shed properly. He doesn't walk into his shed. -radiology

I think my imaginoscope is malfunctioning. -radiology

Also, it's a good thing everyone brings their computer to class so that we can circulate gems like this during our sys path lecture on diarrhea. So good.