An abscess is an abscess, whether it's on your liver or your butt. -path

Trematodes, they're awful. A face only a mum could love, I guess. Although they don't really have a mum and dad, they're one and the same since they're hermaphrodites. -path

If the dog pukes on your shoes, stop the drug. If his eyes start doing wiggly things, stop the drug. You're giving too much! -pharm

We're looking at a basement membrane here, not a bowel movement, although you may feel like you need a bowel movement after taking the exam. -repro