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As finals approach, the profs are getting crazier and crazier...

Exercise intolerance in a cat. What an oxymoron.

It's no fun drowning in your own fluids. Find another way to die. There are plenty of them out there.

Your heart can't get larger forever. It's limited by your chest wall. Haven't you all seen Alien?

When a pig takes a dump, if you will...

Vegetarian owners that feed their cats vegetarian diets...just shoot 'em.

Some are very very dead, some are very very healthy.

All they knew was that I went to slaughterhouses and collected chicken s**t. Or I stuck my arm in the cows and went, "Mmmhmm. Fifty bucks."