Proof that the pathology department at UCD is officially out of control:
"Why was Rudolf's nose so red?
a) He had a chronic drinking problem (toppling hot buttered rum to keep warm at the North Pole).
b) He had a congenital hamartoma.
c) He had a hemangiosarcoma.
d) He had a cold (those long holiday flights, you know)
e) He had a hematoma (those other reindeer were really jealous)"
-taken from an old final exam. Wow.
I'm going with the hemangiosarcoma...although I don't think they glow. What do you think?